Too Young to know about that

Talking about growing up today... L ( Me) M (child I was talking too) J (another child)

L: Do any of you remember what you could do when you were nothing?

M: I was in my mummy's tummy an she wus wearin wan o the belly tap hings and she hud the knittin up the front o her belly.

L: The knitting?

M: Aye yi know where the wean cums oot.

L: Oh right, I see... moving quickly on to what they could do when they were 3 months old.

M: Ah know ho babies git in thur mammy's tummies, ma daddy tellt me.

L: **Best teaching marm voice** well you just keep it to yourself, I am sure I don't want to know.
................. lesson moves on and finishes, we are getting ready for PE.

J: MISS MISS!!!! M told us how babies get made and its disgusting. He says it starts with your *** lips tightly closed head nodded in a meaningful way***
L: Jay I don't know what a *** lips tightly closed head nodded in a meaningful way*** is and I am sure it is disgusting. I don't want to know any more. M you are doing far too much talking we are not going to get all of our PE time of you don't be quiet and get on with it.