Today's Funnies

"Miss, Miss, can you shout 'stop and tidy now', Ah canny dae this."

I kid you not,he had just turned seven and it was only draw a picture of the lollipop woman.

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One of the teachers who do more than one school, was telling me today
she is doing "People who help us" in her class too and they had a
couple of firemen in to show the kids the equipment and give a talk on
their job. One we boy put his hand up to say
"Ma daddy has a big hose too"

Even the firemen were creasing themselves.